Friday, July 5, 2019

A very funny sitcom idea

Finch marry a supermodel OMG!


Who remember Dennis Finch from 90s sitcom "Just Shoot Me" play by comedy Legion David Spade?




The funny thing about Finch is that despite all the jokes about Finch, been girl like, been male secretary (normally a girl job in the 90s), figure skating (associate with girl in 90s) and cheerleader in college (still consider as a girl thing today)...and the fact that Finch is a horny little perv...

Take a look at the episodes, dame this guy is one guy that seem less likely to ever be successful, but is in fact the one guy that is most likely to be very successful and really good at his job.

In fact in season 3, he even hooked up a super model and got her to marry him, after only meeting her for a few days and stole her away from her, crazy football player boyfriend!

This actually give me of a very funny idea, for a sitcom "President Finch"


Remember that horny little Finch from just shoot me? 


Well...he is now moving into the white house and he is the "Commander in Chief"?

(And the fun fact, once again, this is the last guy, you expect to be a great President, but, is also going to most likely to be a great President.)

This kinda remind me of 2 world leader in history


1. US President Donald Trump, he is weird, loud and controversial and dame...he is crazy. But he happens to be just the President that the US need right now. He along did what 2 US President George Bush and Barack Obama can't do. He fix the US economy saving it from the financial crisis. Boost US economy to its top in 50 years and got the lowest unemployment rate, since WW2. Done, all of that during his first 2 year in office! He might be crazy, but he get results.



2. And if you think Donald Trump is the crazy and unlikely good leader, that turn out to be good at his job. Meet China Ming dynasty Emperor, Emperor Zhengda. Taking the throne at the age of 15, this guy is insane, he is the type of person, nobody in their right mind would expect to be a good Emperor, but, he is one of the greatest King of the 16th century and the 4th best Emperor of the Ming dynasty. In fact according western record from the time, during his reign, China control 2/3 of world economy. Missionaries to China under his rule say, under his policies, China was so wealthy, they cannot even find 1 poor person on the street, homeless housing was provided to all homeless, providing basic food and housing and help them find job and medicare system where the government pay all the bill. He secure the boarder of Northern China from the Mongols for the first time, since the Mongol Empire, through both military and diplomacy, first totally kicking the Mongols ass via military force and when meeting with Mongols leaders to discuss Mongols' term of surrender, instead, promise to open trade with the Mongols and financial aid to help them resolve poverty issues, providing if the Mongols are will to laid down arms. He rescue China from sudden major economic crisis that is so bad, no other Emperor of the Ming dynasty or any modern US President is able to resolve, so quickly and effective, when similar thing happened during their rule. Crime and government corruption reached all time low. His cabinet got so many good minister, half of the greatest minister of the Ming dynasty, is from his era. According to a paper from Colombia University, his influence even helps to jump start Europe's Age of Enlightenment! But how crazy he is? He married a prostitute and made her the queen, also took an European women that came to China as refugee escaping the inquisition to be his concubine, like having sex with widows and like spending his night been entertain by beautiful women, whether it is dancers or singers, he is a major flirt that like to change into peasant clothing, so people won't know he is the Emperor and start flirting with random peasant girls. He refuse to be stay in the forbidden city the palace of the Emperor and build a mansion in the capital to use as his HQ, saying the forbidden city is "boring", he is frequently absent from the Imperial court. When, the Imperial government object to the Emperor going to the front line to fight the Mongols himself and personally negotiate a truth treaty, he gave himself another name and via that name is a Captain in the army and order many army Division to support him, after the war, he promoted himself under that name to the rank of Colonel and since then, he love going to national security meeting, wearing a colonel uniform, till one day the Defense minister cannot stand it and say "if you are here as a Colonel, I out rank you" and start yelling at him, so the next time, he come to national security meeting wearing the Emperor's robe. He drove his cabinet and the other royals nuts, by insisting on going to fight the Mongols, making a prostitute the Queen, rarely present in the Imperial court and choosing to move his HQ out of the forbidden city, where it is safest for the Emperor. After hearing major flood issue in a Southern China Province and need to encourage donation, Emperor Zhengda started a major festival in a nearby province to raise money, but the royals and his cabinet went insane saying it is not dignified for an Emperor, when Emperor Zhengda announce the Emperor would personally be running a noodle stand in the festival to sell noodles to raise money. But the plan work, people from provinces away, travel all the way to the festival, because having the chance to eat the noodles made by the Emperor is a once in a life time opportunity. If you think Donald Trump's minister think he is insane, this Emperor's minister think he is nuts! And oh, they scream at him and call him an idiot, also.


Plot

Dennis Finch, a lowly executive secretary in a high class magazine was been made fun of by his high school friend that is now extremely wealthy. So ,Finch was like "Oh yeah? Well, maybe one day, I will become the President."

His friend laugh and said "Yeah that be the day"

And...30 years later. White house lawn, Finch is been sworn in as President...

His old colleague at Blush magazine watch it on TV and say "That is it, we are screw"

Cast

1. David Spade as, US President Dennis Finch
Character inspired by 
* Dennis Finch 90s sitcom "Just Shoot Me"
* US President Donald Trump
* 16th Century China Emperor, Emperor Zhengda



2. Christina Moore as First lady Adrienne Barker Finch: Former Super Model that Finch tricked into marrying him 30 years ago when she was on a rebound. She Divorced him soon. Find Dennis to be a horny little perv, yet, for some reason, addicted to him, like been addicted to heroine, so can't help jump back in bed with him and married him again, when he decided to pursue her again, when mean people made fun of Dennis, for getting dump and divorced by his wife, after only a few weeks of marriage. Wanted to leave Dennis for many years, (especially knowing she could do way better then a horny little perv), but never able to put herself into doing it, because she is addicted to him, like been hooked on heroine. So, in the end, Adrienne gave up and decide "well, if I cannot get my self to leaving him, I am going to push him to be the best he can be." Didn't expect to see Dennis going all the way to the White House. Still find Dennis to be a horny little perv, after all these years, yet, still addicted him, like he is heroine. Oh, and Adrienne is still insanely hot! 
The original Adrienne Barker from the
90s was play by model Rebecca Romijn


3. Kaley Cuoco as Amanda Finch: Swimwear model/fashion designer, Dennis and Adrienne's eldest out of three children. Got a good relationship with her dad, but hate it when Dennis refer to Adrienne as the "old ball and chain" or when he treats her mum like a trophy wife.


Adhir Kalyan as Chief of Staff Micky. Remember how funny it was when Adhir play Russell's unhappy Secretary in "Rules of Engagement" let's build on that and make him, Dennis' Chief of Staff.



Casey Sander as General Jack Garfield, Chairman of the Joint Chief of Staff. Doesn't like Dennis, known to have referred to him as a "Horny Little Chiwawa with the nuclear launch codes" But, says he would do his best to advice and assist the President, because he love his country and practice what he said, despite Dennis' approaches towards national security policies drive him nuts. 




Tina Fey as Secretary of State Laura Smith. Use to pick on Dennis when she was in high school, because well...she was the popular girl and Dennis was the dork. Still doesn't like Laura very much, but, dame, she is a great administrator as the former New York Mayor, so, Dennis still appointed her as Secretary of State. 





James Lesure as Secret Service Special Agent Tommy Lee, Head of Dennis' body guards











Rena Sofer as White House Press Secretary Vicky Costa. One of Dennis' former colleague at Blush, although, Adrienne think Dennis only hired her because she is hot, so the first lady is not happy about it
Ken Jeong as China President Jheng Lee Ping, economically the US and China are best friend, but in term of military they are worse enemy, so, Dennis and Jheng what sort of love, hate bromance would develop between these 2 men?


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